I Could Have Had an E-8!
Introducing to my left is a new member of the Bierker household, the Vitamix . Essentially, it a super-sized stud of a blender, pulverizing fruit and vegetables to smoothie status in seconds. A typical blender is a 90 pound weakling on the beach waiting to get sand kicked in his face from this 250 pound beef-cake brute.
You'd think Letterman would have developed a shtick on blending objects with this thing by now.
The Cuisinart we were using previously literally wasn't cutting it. The best it could do was create a drink that had the consistency of crunchy peanut butter. Lina's gag reflex was triggered while I happily gulped the jagged wreckage down. Plus, the Vitamix is simple to set-up, use, and clean, as compared to the B.S. Mechanical Engineering degree requirement for the Cuisinart.
I have been drinking Low Sodium V-8 for years, hoping that and a vitamin would cover my nutritional needs on the vegetable part of the food pyramid. I know that the Food Pyramid is out...