Shoveling 101
Ye people of Israel saith unto the Lord God, "We are not satiated by mere daily dustings. We desireth deep snow." So the Lord God sent a blizzard and the people's tongues froze in thy mouths because their insolent faces were fillethed with snow. Starting to feel like the Israelites in the desert who tired of manna and so God sent quail. And they choked on the meat. The pent-up prayers of school children in Pennsylvania for snow days for so long denied "Lord, how long?" has been answered in full and then some. Summer vacation is going to be a three day weekend. Ye want snow? Choke on this... The advantage is that I believe Central Pa. can put in a credible bid for the Winter Olympics like Sochi, and our water is drinkable and hotel rooms are a lot nicer. And Bob Costas could get better medical treatment for his pink eye rather than two shots of vodka and call me in the morning. Since I was raised on the mean 1/4 mile driveways of suburbia, I have ...