Wabbits
The titanic battle between man and beast has begun. The rabbits are back like a teeming horde of Visogoths intent on destroying my garden. Rabbits are not going to win any "smartest species" awards but they do have a knack for certain things--like finding where my fence has weak points. I caught a rabbit chomping away on my cabbage so I grabbed a piece of flooring (long story) and threw the piece like a javelin at the four-legged Cuisinart, I missed him by a good foot but I did put a good scare into him. The fence IS secure in most places so he looked like a furry pinball bouncing off the bumpers. It was pretty funny. I let him go so that I could see his exit strategy. After finding where he crawled out I reinforced the area with two cinder blocks. I feel like an East German border guard.