Solomon wrote in Proverbs 6:6 " Consider the ant, you lazy bum. Watch its ways, and become wise." We have been considering the ant a lot recently in the Bierker household since it is the time for the spring infestation. The hard-working insects move right in around this time every year. I am thinking about getting an Anteater to patrol the interior. I swear, the ants are sent by God to chastise me. My wife can leave out a greasy spoon on the counter for hours and nary an ant anywhere. Me, I drop a bread crumb, and I have an ant orgy. It sickens me. Their marching in a line like goose-stepping Nazis. It doesn't help the our granite counters are dark, providing an ideal camouflage cover for their campaigns. One sweep of a wet paper towel, and one is likely to have 25 ants in hand... So, we had to go out and buy some traps. We were at the all organic food store on Saturday, Kimberton Whole Foods in Downingtown , and thought maybe I could find an organic version of a...