Lina Has A Blog

My lovely wife Lina has her own blog (click title above)...check it out.

It has kind of put me on notice that I better resume blogging too lest my reputation in our marriage as being the writer gets tarnished.

Hence, the "Rise of Bierkergaard" quote. When we were dating she said that I wrote my emails like a Ph.D student but talked on the phone like 15 year old.

Go figure...working as a high school guidance counselor has damaged my verbal skills permanently. Like, dude, no way man, dude. I am not going to take LinainLancaster laying down if for no other reason that I need to provide my perspective when she mentions me in her Blog and may sully my fine reputation. Ahem, only kidding dear.

It is true that I didn't not shed a tear when we watched the film "Beaches." I am to be commended, though. When she asked me if I cried, I could have probably scored a few points if I said that I did. But I told her the truth, "No." The truth may set you free and put you in the doghouse at the same time "mutt"ereth I.

I am glad that she now has some stores in Lancaster to shop at (she loves it when I end my sentences with "AT"). My favorite stores (in-order) 1) Redner's 2) K-Mart 3) Any beer distributorship with Yuengling Lager. To say that we are in a different consumer demographic is a statement of absolute certainty.

I think Costco is pretty cool but I get overwhelmed by all of the crowd and the choices. Costco would be her low-end store whereas Costco is at the top of my shopping food chain. Good that we meet in the middle. The Hummus at Costco rocks!

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